Fast Facts I've Learned In Ohio...

The locals are drinking something like ‘liquid fireworks’…they’re always talking about drinking ‘pop’.
The Wal-Mart is cleaner.
Every house has a basement and a fireplace.
People walk EVERYWHERE.
The locals talk funny.
You either have a filtering system in you house for the water, or, you buy your water.
You keep extra weight in the back of your vehicle NOT because of the slippery conditions but because of the ridiculous wind.
You wear coats, scarves, hats and gloves NOT because they make a fashion statement, but because you NEED them to stay warm.
You don’t care what the hat or toboggan does to your hair.
It really does snow in Ohio.
It really, really snows in Ohio.
A snow-mobile is NOT a 4-wheeler with skis.
The locals have NEVER heard of snow ice creme.
Tabitha is better at a snowball fight than I am.